Bad Poetry Fix:

Are you in need of something that will make you feel better about your own poetry?  You've come to the right place.  Now, this is no "Ode to a Teardrop," mind you... You aren't going to be seeing me recite this on the UMKC channel any time soon.  However, I often get the question why it is that I write scripts and my answer is always because I can't write anything else very well.  For some reason, people don't tend to believe me.  These pages are for them.  These have been written over many years - some recently and some many many many moons ago.  Click a title and enjoy the badness.

The El Torreon Collection (written in between bands on a variety of dates in 2002)
Santa Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Spaniel
Sheepdogs
Is It Good For The Children? (please note that this has nothing to do with the recent issues regarding the Catholic church)
Bargain
Labors
Step Forward